This takes place Nov. 13-14 at Boulder Creek Golf Club in Boulder City, Nevada, just outside Las Vegas.
Yeah, we said November, five months from now. But mediocre golf requires some effort. And some planning. To qualify for the event, you have to be a member in good standing of the Mediocre Golf Association, an organization devoted to exactly what its name suggests. (From now through the end of the year, a basic membership will run you $24.99.)
You also have to have played in at least three local events on the MGA Tour, which are held every month in dozens of cities from March through October in the run-up to the World Championship.
And what, exactly, is the MGA Tour?
Think of it as the PGA Tour, with the first letters swapped out and all those really good golfers exchanged for mediocre ones.