David Feherty’s best quotes ever – There will be more to come!
David Feherty’s best quotes ever – There will be more to come!
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When David Feherty first came on the air, I did not like him much.
I thought his act was too slapstick and unprofessional. However, the mark of a great man in any endeavor is the ability to change for the better, and David did just that! I came to really love his on-course comments, which were always unique, and his irreverent, self-deprecating humor. I think CBS has made a HUGE blunder by letting David go, and David will land on his feet anywhere he goes. Stay tuned for more on this interesting man! Thanks to GOLF.com‘s Sean Zak for bringing us this great piece of David’s quotes!
David Feherty’s stint as an on-course analyst/reporter for CBS is reportedly over, removing his light-hearted analysis from the telecast after 19 years.
We surely haven’t seen the last of the 57-year-old former player, who also has a show with Golf Channel, but some of his best quips and stories came during portions of CBS broadcasts. Here are some of his best one-liners:
On his caddie, Rodney Wooler, and him being on the same page:
“Not only was Rodney never on the same page as me, he was seldom in the same book and often not even in the same library.”
On quitting drinking:
“I didn’t quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be like a video game, where you get to the highest level and it’s not even a challenge anymore.”
On an errant shot:
“That ball is so far left Lassie couldn’t find it even if it was wrapped in bacon.”
On a beautiful day of weather:
“The only way to ruin a day like this would be to play golf in it.”
On golf:
“One minute you’re bleeding. The next minute you’re hemorrhaging. The next minute you’re painting the Mona Lisa.”
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